marți, 30 octombrie 2012

Sh*t girls think about

6:00 - Oh God Why? I don't wanna get up. Please, don't wake me up. I don't want to see this world. I don't wanna live on this planet anymore. Go and f*ck yourself, alarm clock. I love my bed!
6:30 - Oh, today is a beautiful day! wiii... I'm going to do my exercises. Lay down and get rid of all the cellulite from your body. (falls asleep) No, I'm perfect just the way I am. (sings: "When I see your face, there's not a thing that I would change... I'm going to make up trololololol)
6:35 - Who invented the eyeliner? Why aren't the lines equal for both of my eyes? Why does my hand shake as I were an alcoholic. Let it be...
6:45 -  Breakfast time, yey! except the fact I'm not really hungry... 
7:00 - (in da shower, singing) Champagne showers, champagne showers... Let the party rock! When I see yooooour face...[Mom yells: Are we washing elephants in this house or what? How many hours can you stay there?]
7:20 - Where's my lipstick? My lovely rouge! What hour is it? Oh no, my jeans don't fit me! Nooooooooooooo! I am fat. Or...maybe my butt got sexier. Indeed. What earrings fit this dress?
8:00 - School, sweet school. I want to go home. Quickly. I'm sleepy and angry. And I have to endure 6 hours of torture.
8:05 - My dear friends, what would I do without them? Hahaha, that was a good one. Those are my girls.(gossip time about all the things in the world, especially about jerks)
9:30 - Why do we live in this world? What is the sense of life? I am hungry. Maybe I should take a sweet from my bag. I can't find it, my bag is a mess. Check it out, you've found a snickers bar. I will grab just a little bite. A small bite will save me. [the attempt to open the chocolate makes the loudest noise ever] Oh no, people have discovered my crime.. Who cares? Had food.
10:05 - There passes the boy I like. Please say "Hi", please say "Hi". Look at his eyes. Does he have a new haircut? He looks better than ever... Yaaaaaaay he said "hello". Today is not so bad after all.
12:27 - Does this lesson have an end? I'm hungry again. I want to sleep. Wanna peepee. 
14:25 - (going home) Thanks God I entered a bus! This rain freaks me out. My hair looks awful. Hope I won't meet anyone. Maan, there's not a spare centimeter in here. Here comes my iPod. P!nk makes my day through my earphones.  
15:00 - Finally home. Let's invade the fridge. Yumm, found ready spagetti.
16:35 - Homework? Naaah. What's happening on facebook? Boring. Boring. Boring. Oh, check out 9gag.
18:15 - What time is it? Whaat? Oh, just one more post. Boring. Check out that one. Ha ha ha. Stahp. Do some homework, girl.
19:05 - I hated, hate and I will hate this crap. Why do I need this? I'm so fed up of studying like a nerd all these useless things. I don't have a choice anyway.
21:00 - Let's see what's on TV right now. Another teleshopping advertisment, really? Yey, here comes 'The Voice'. Gotta love this. 
22:35 - I'm so hungry at night. No, you're strong enough to give up that awesome looking chocolate. Yes, you can. No, I can't. Yes. Go and brush your teeth.
23:00 - Facebook, facebook. Why doesn't he write to me? Oh, he gave that b*tch a like. I'm so overly attached awkward. Lol. 
23:05 - (reading some "before sleep" soap literature) Why don't they hook up? They are made for each other. Oh, I'm going to cry. Well, I'm dumb at times. Hey people, now kiss. I have a paranoia. Maybe I should write in my diary all my "deep" thoughts. 
23:45 - One song before sleep. (listening to One Republic-Apologize) Does he think of me right now? I miss him So much. That's stupid.
00:10 - z z z...

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